Whilst Tyson generally favours air travel as being safer, he is vehemently against hot air balloons.
No, Sebastian, it is not romantic.It’s a terrifyingly easy to rock basket, far too high off the ground with minimal control.Please, please, please just put us back on the ground before panick attack round two happens.We’re too high up to hyperventilate safely.
Tyson’s anti-hot air balloon campaign is long fought by this point and one that he stands by regardless of verse, context, or intent.
Hot air balloons are evil, and that’s an end of discussion.
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