The Delaney Diaries: 01/06/19

Sunday 6 January 2019

Levi McCullum & Sienna McCullum

When Tyson was sent to an auction on business for the web, he never expected his evening to end sandwiched between a married couple in their hotel bed, but since that day, the former Lieutenant has learnt not to question the enigma that is Sienna McCullum. He has a feeling that Levi McCullum learnt a similar lesson much earlier on.

The face claim for Levi McCullum is Colin Farrell & Sienna McCullum is Alyson Hannigan.

On paper, Lexi McCullum is a talented pilot and mechanic, and Sienna McCullum is a well-respected non-fiction editor who met when their paths crossed on separate childhood holidays in Belarus and fell in love immediately. Theirs is the perfect feel-good romance that Sienna moved to non-fiction to avoid having to trudge through.

While it’s true that they met for the first time on separate childhood holidays in Belarus, that is where the accepted story and the truth part ways amicably, before the truth shoots their fairy tale in the back.

Thirteen-year-old Sienna was there with her mother and father, Lina & Franklin Tremblay, to serve - as she always did - as their alibi if anything went wrong during their heist, but little Sienna wanted to be a bigger part of the family business and took it upon herself to start robbing from rooms at their hotel to prove that she was ready.

She was not. As luck would have it, Sienna was saved from the fallout of her attempted burglary by an eleven-year-old Levi pretending to have set off the bugler alarm himself and allowed Sienna to hide in his wardrobe. They spent the rest of their holiday together and became pen pals to stay in touch.

The promise to write was the last time that Sienna heard Levi’s voice, as a string of illnesses eventually caused irreparable damage to Levi’s vocal cords, and nearly took the rest of Levi down with it.

Though they kept in touch throughout school and college, it wasn’t until their mid-twenties that Sienna & Levi met once again. In the interregnum, Levi had earnt his masters in engineering and pilot’s license then begun working as a plane mechanic, whilst Sienna had taken over the Tremblay theft & forgery business after her parents retired.

They eventually married and moved to the US together, with Levi finding satisfying work repairing vintage planes for pay and Sienna forging documents and smuggling goods to her contacts back in Canada. Then one of her contacts had their eyes set on goods in Europe, which led Sienna straight into the Moriarty Mirrors’ arms.

Sienna had made a name for herself as a smuggler, several in fact, and whilst there were no tells in her forgery work, it was the similarities in how those forgeries found themselves in the appropriate places - and away from the Mirrors’ own hands - that allowed the web to track her down.

An ultimatum was given, presented as an offer that neither McCullum were foolish enough to fall for: Work for us. Or don’t. Your choice.

And thus, Levi & Sienna found themselves in London. Sienna creates forgeries and smuggles for the web, whilst Levi has become one of the most trusted and reliable pilots within the web. Primarily, he works with Sienna to ensure their cargo gets where it needs to be, but he has also been known to fly to the rescue of the more important pets of the web.

When in the pilot’s seat, Levi is perfectly in control and none could ask for a better pilot. When literally anywhere else, Levi is a danger to himself and everyone else who shouldn’t even be trusted with safety scissors. Even the calm cool that he possesses in flight disappears, replaced by an adorably love drunk fool trailing around after Sienna like a puppy, hanging onto her every word.

In fairness to Levi, however, Sienna is an incredibly compelling person. She knows how to phrase even the most mundane fact into an incredible revelation. Where she capable of containing her wanderlust and staying put for more than a month, Sienna would have made an incredible politician.

Levi Seamus McCullum

UNIVERAL TRUTHS

Blood Type: B Positive
Date of Birth: March 5th 1976 – Pisces – Dragon (Fire)
DnD Alignment: Neutral Good
Dominant Hand: Left
Ethnicity: White, Irish
Myers Briggs Type: INFJ-T | The Advocate
Orientation: Bisexual
Religion: Catholic
Signature:

FAVOURITE

Favourite Animal: Pig
Favourite Author: Maurice Leblanc
Favourite Colour: Pink
Favourite Film: Up
Favourite Food: Potato and Leak Soup
Favourite Plant: Daffodil
Favourite Poem: I Do Not Love You Except Because I Love You - Pablo Neruda

VERSE DEPENDANT

Avatar Element: Fire
His Dark Material’s Dæmon: Red Hawk
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Hybrid!Verse Pairing: Sparrow
Mass Effect Species: Turian
Pokémon Team: Aerodactyl, Yanmega, & Greninja

Colour Tyson’s Synesthesia Projects Onto Them:

Sienna Christie McCullum