Saturday 27 April 2013

Mess

Tyson views sand, glitter, pine needles, and crumbs as the same thing - problems that won't go away for a long time.

He likes things to be tidy, the items in the above lists never seem to disappear no matter how man times you vacuum.

Tyson's favourite non-sexual couple activity.

Tyson's favourite non-sexual couple activity is to kiss his partner's body. 

Not in a sexual way, but instead in an 'I like kissing things and I like your body' way. He'll avoid sensitive areas that he might normally kiss and always stay two inches about the trouser or boxer line.

He'll often do this when he doesn't want to think and instead just wants to be intimate with his partner without the 'commitment' of being aware of his surroundings. He'll start kissing in a grid pattern; if he was kissing the next then he might do a five by five 'grid' of kisses, going left to right on the top layer than right to left on the second. From at the last row he'll shift to columns instead, going bottom to top then top to bottom then returning to the original pattern when he gets to his starting place.

When he isn't in the mood to just be intimate then it's a scattered pattern, though the pattern will only be obvious to Tyson.